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All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.

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Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.

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If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

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I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

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If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.

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The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody from my generation and sit them on a couch and bring them food and plumbing, they'll sit there and talk to you about anything you want until the day you die.

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I've been very lucky. There are guys I know who are really terrific in this business of stand-up who have not gotten the recognition they deserve. And it's nice, if you've put in the time, to achieve that recognition.

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When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

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You've got to be stupid to heckle me - I am very equipped to win.

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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 30th, 1948

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