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If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.

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I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

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When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.

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The fear of health care changing is beyond belief. Like there's a way to make the system worse. Really?

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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.

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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.

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When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'

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I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it's a healthy outlet for them. If they weren't covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they'd be doing something that was really, really creepy.

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Nobody in college races home and says, 'I can't wait to see the news! I can't wait to see who CBS is going to hire!'

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I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 30th, 1948

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