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The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.

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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.

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You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.

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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.

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The kids say golf taught them this and that. I get it with the military: A guy joins the military because he needs discipline and has to find himself. But don't tell me, 'Golf helps you find yourself.' I've been playing my whole life, and I'm still looking for myself.

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I think that I don't panic as much as the folks on the left or the right do. I don't have that sense of panic.

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Macs are not intuitive. It's intuitive to the person who created it. It's not intuitive to me.

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I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.

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No matter what, your parents are going to worry about you. I had a tour bus, and my mother still thought I was broke. Remember: It's your life, not theirs. Just because your parents sent you to college doesn't mean they bought the rest of your life.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 30th, 1948

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