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I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

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I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored.

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You do something you're really quite proud of, and the public doesn't like it. Then you do something that perhaps you're not at all happy with and the public loves it. And that's the moment of truth, because it's the audience that's the final judge.

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I know my name will always be linked with women.

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With wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever.

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Slumps don't bother me.

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Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful.

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When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.'

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My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.

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When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Comedian

Born: February 2nd, 1933

Died: June 10th, 1993

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