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Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.

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I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.

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After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.

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They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.

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I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

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More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.

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I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.

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I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

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Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.

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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Comedian

Born: September 15th, 1972

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