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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

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The way prices are rising, the good old days are last week.

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I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve.

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I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'

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My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'

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The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'

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Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'

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I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Comedian

Born: February 2nd, 1933

Died: June 10th, 1993

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