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Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.

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I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out.

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Manufacturers are making products kosher to get in on that market, plus more people are looking for kosher.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 15th, 1953

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