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You see things through a different lens when you have a child.

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The thing is when I started doing standup, you had to have a clean act because that's how you got on television. There weren't all these cable shows. Also, I didn't want to have that kind of act in case my family came to see me or my kid one day.

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I recently purchased an iPad 2 because I didn't want to wait for the iPad 3 and iPad 4.

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Definitely not a TV junkie. I only record shows I want to see but usually never get around to watching them.

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I tend to listen to Sirius XM Radio.

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Any day that is designated to shower the person you love with love is my favorite holiday.

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I am very romantic. In fact, I just renewed my vows... although it was with another woman.

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I like YouTube; it's really entertaining. A lot of it is crappy stuff, but there are a couple diamonds in the rough there.

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I've been involved in animal issues for quite a while, going back 24 years. I started reading up on factory farming and slaughterhouses and animal cruelty, and it didn't make sense for me to be part of it.

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I just loved stand-up comics as a kid. I'd watch them on 'The Tonight Show,' and I thought what a great craft it was to come out on stage with no instrument or anything and be able to entertain people.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 18th, 1953

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