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I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.

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I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

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I do have a place in my heart for animal shelters because the job they have is impossible - so many animals that need to euthanized because don't have homes for them.

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Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

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When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

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A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.

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I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn't see that as a job description anywhere.

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When I first began doing TV pilots, my expectations were high. I didn't understand that world. So when 'Weeds' took off, I was so happy. Especially as I was just a guest star in the pilot. But once it got picked up, they made me a regular cast member.

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When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just about anything. If you don't feel like going to a dinner party, you could say, 'My kid's sick. I can't make it.' Who's gonna argue with you?

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I see the love in my child's eyes when he sees me, and I know it's gigantic. As an older person, I've been in love before, and I've loved, but this is really an immense, out-of-control-proportion amount of love that you can't even describe.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 18th, 1953

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