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Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental.

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I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true.

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Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

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To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and I'm seeing the evidence of there not being a God is overwhelming compared to the evidence for there being a God.

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Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day.

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I like going back and writing fiction.

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I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like it's a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life - then I think it's a great career.

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I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected.

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I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this.

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I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 10th, 1961

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