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We're more effective than birth control pills.

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

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I was going to hang it up on the twenty-fifth year of this show. I don't know why. Maybe twenty-five years is enough. And I found out that I was having so much fun doing the show that we decided to stick around for a while.

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There comes a time or a moment when you know in which direction you're going to go. I know it happened to me when I was quite young.

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The mind starts to do things that you didn't even realize it could do. I suppose it's the manipulation. I suppose it's the sense of power, the center of attention, and the me-ism. And performers have to have that.

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People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 23rd, 1925

Died: January 23rd, 2005

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