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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

~Johnny Carson

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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

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The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

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My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 23rd, 1925

Died: January 23rd, 2005

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