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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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When turkeys mate they think of swans.

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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

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People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

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To be an entertainer, you gotta be a little gutsy, a little egotistical, so you have to pull back sometimes when people say, 'Well, he's stuck-up.' 'Stuck-up' is only another word for self-conscious.

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

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If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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I am one of the lucky people in the world: I found something I always wanted to do, and I have enjoyed every single minute of it.

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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 23rd, 1925

Died: January 23rd, 2005

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