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Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

~Jimmy Durante

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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

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If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.

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Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

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I hate music, especially when it's played.

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Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

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Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

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Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 10th, 1893

Died: January 29th, 1980

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