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A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.

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I don't see myself as offending people.

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I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

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The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.

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It is such a social thing, laughing. Two thousand people in a room laughing is such a great buzz and they tend to laugh much more in a group.

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You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.

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I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

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The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.

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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.

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You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.

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Biography

Nationality: English

Type: Comedian

Born: September 15th, 1972

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