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During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.

~Jerry Stiller

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My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

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I shave without using shaving cream.

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Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.

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Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.

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Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.

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It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures.

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Money is sensual.

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Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.

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I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 8th, 1927

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