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Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

~Jerry Seinfeld

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I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.

~Jerry Seinfeld

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I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

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Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

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Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

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When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the hotel, and it was Carson and Letterman, and I looked forward to that all day.

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As a comedian, I found this thing, this profession, that suits my mind and life force. To drop it to do something else? I just don't get that.

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Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me.

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I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. And I go out to clubs in the week. I'm doing new stuff all the time.

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Forty to 60 I would say is your prime. That's when you know the most, you've seen the most, you understand the most, and you still have some physical energy.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 29th, 1954

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