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I'm a big believer than a great bit is a great bit - if I go and see someone I love, like Robert Klein. I want to hear some classics and some new stuff. But a great stand-up bit takes a long time to really polish and perfect, and they're beautiful things when they're done.

~Jerry Seinfeld

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The worst way of flying, I think, is standby. It never works. That's why they call it standby. You end up standing there going, 'Bye!'

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You spend so much time in the world of virtual that the actual - which nothing is more actual than stand-up - it's a painful experience for the audience, and the comedian a lot of time - we miss that.

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When you make a TV show, they always say you're a guest in someone's home. Online, you're a guest in someone's face. So that's why I try to make it sound and look and feel very inviting and attractive, because I know that I'm in your face.

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I like definitive things.

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The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

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The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

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You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

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If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.

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If you're a surfer, you just want to surf. You don't know if anyone's going to see you, and you don't really care if they see you. You just live for that feeling.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 29th, 1954

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