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You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

~Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.

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We've fallen into a trap of ever-widening orbits of contact, and there is a total disregard for the present moment.

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I have this old '57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I'll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, 'cluh-CLICK-click.' That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that's what I'm into.

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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

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Forty is when you actually begin even deserving to be on stage telling people what you think.

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 29th, 1954

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