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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

~Jerry Seinfeld

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We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

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To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

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Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

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I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

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You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.

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Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

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Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 29th, 1954

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