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As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.

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I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley.

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I think comics should test people, I think it's our job to go too far. That way we know as a society what too far is. Where else are you going to hear it?

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Nobody likes a bad sport, no matter what the circumstances are.

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There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the gut. So those punch lines start penetrating the bullet-proof vests.

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With roasting, you've really got to bring your A-game. I hate to admit it, but I probably think and obsess more about the roasts than my own series. Because there's so much attention focused on the roasts. It's like the 'Super Bowl' of comedy. Everybody is going to talk about it. Forever.

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Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that.

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I think it's important for comedians to do our little part. I don't do it carelessly. I do it thoughtfully. I don't try to just shock. I try to make a statement.

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I don't think you cross the line - I think you move the line.

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Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 13th, 1965

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