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There's no down time any more.

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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

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Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.

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The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

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I really don't require a whole lot in life.

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I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

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It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 6th, 1958

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