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I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.

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Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip.

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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

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It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

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I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.

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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

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I know God is real.

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Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 6th, 1958

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