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When I first started out, being from the South and going to New York or Chicago, people kept telling me to get voice lessons and 'lose that stupid accent you got.' And I'm like, 'Well, where I come from, you have the stupid accent.'

~Jeff Foxworthy

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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

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Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?

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You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!

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I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre.

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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

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Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 6th, 1958

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