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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

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Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

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My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

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We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy.

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I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.

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The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: September 6th, 1958

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