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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

~Jay Leno

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You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

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If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

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You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you.

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People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it.

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The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it.

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I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.'

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Now, today is the day we honor, of course, the Presidents, ranging from George Washington, who couldn't tell a lie, to George Bush, who couldn't tell the truth, to Bill Clinton, who couldn't tell the difference.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 28th, 1950

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