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When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

~Jane Wagner

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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

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I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

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A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

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The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 2nd, 1935

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