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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.

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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

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If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.

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Predictions are preposterous.

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I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.

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I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: June 9th, 1931

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