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You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum.

~Henry Beard

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There is no such thing as a 'correct' weight for any particular height - they are only averages.

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Whenever I dream of playing a perfect round of golf, which I rarely do more than a dozen times a day, I picture myself on one of my favorite British Open-style links, and in particular the great courses of the west of Ireland, whose holes flow through naturally bunkered dunesland never far from the sight or sound of surf.

~Henry Beard

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Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: Unknown

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