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I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

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You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

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You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

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She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

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Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 16th, 1906

Died: February 24th, 1998

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