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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

~Groucho Marx

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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

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Women should be obscene and not heard.

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Room service? Send up a larger room.

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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

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I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 2nd, 1890

Died: August 19th, 1977

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