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I was diagnosed with everything from schizophrenia to multiple personality disorder.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Diagnosed Disorder Everything Multiple Personality Personality Disorder Schizophrenia

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If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Changes Injured Move Talk Way You

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I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Bad Just Learned People Sometimes Take You

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I don't know if I want to be a big star though.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Big Big Star Know Star Though Want

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I've seen the hell these people go through.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Go Hell People Seen Through

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I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Bad Get Lot Make Money Sitcoms Some

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I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Institution Long Long Time Mental Never Time

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Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Anthrax Building Difficult Get Home Might Nearly Night Performing Where You

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I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: About Agree Between Book Relationship Remain Silent Think Victim Wanted Which Write I Think

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I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

~Darrell Hammond

Topics: Brain Core Core Values Dialogue Doctor Extraordinary Figured Got He Head How Inner Inside Out Processed Ran Things Up Values Were

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: October 8th, 1955

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