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I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can make you feel is better than any therapist, because when you look in the mirror, you see a different person - you are a different person. It's superficial change that can lead to real change.

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The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.

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I get giddy with the idea of stringing words together that make people laugh.

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I don't know if you know you're funny, but you enjoy being funny. I know I'm funny because people tell me I am, but when I watch myself, it doesn't make me laugh. Does that make sense? Because I know the jokes, and to me, I feel like I'm pulling the wool over people's eyes. And there are probably people who do not enjoy what I do.

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I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

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Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

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The great thing about comedy is that the longer you've been alive, the more you have to talk about and the better you get. I've got some miles and some road savviness that some other guys don't have.

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I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.

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Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.

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Most authors writing books like 'He's Just Not That Into You' dream of doing what I was being asked to do. I didn't like it. I'm good at giving advice, but doing it on TV and radio felt wrong, and when people resisted my point of view, I was like, 'Why am I doing this? This was not the plan.' So I stopped. It didn't make me feel good.

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: July 21st, 1963

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