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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.

~George Carlin

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Religion is just mind control.

~George Carlin

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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

~George Carlin

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 12th, 1937

Died: June 22nd, 2008

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