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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

~George Burns

Topics: Because Future Going Life Look My Life Rest Spend Where

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

~George Burns

Topics: Age Like Pool Rope Sex Shoot Trying

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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

~George Burns

Topics: Age Die Few Few People Got Hundred Live Made Past People Very You

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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

~George Burns

Topics: Had Pimples Retirement Ridiculous Still

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

~George Burns

Topics: Bad Depends Good Good Meal Handle Happiness How How Much Meal Much Woman You

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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

~George Burns

Topics: Anywhere Good Here

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Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

~George Burns

Topics: Age Anywhere Here Nice

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

~George Burns

Topics: Better Failure Hate Honestly Love Something Success Than Think You

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You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

~George Burns

Topics: Fake Got Honest Made To Be Honest You

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At my age flowers scare me.

~George Burns

Topics: Age Flowers Me Scare

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 20th, 1896

Died: March 9th, 1996

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