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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

~George Burns

Topics: Spent Sunday Town Year

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.

~George Burns

Topics: Come Down Everything Goes Must Time Up

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I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

~George Burns

Topics: Been Believe Besides Booked Die Done Dying Exit New Now Working

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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Topics: Acting Fake Got Honesty Important Important Thing Made Most Most Important Thing The Most Important Thing You

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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

~George Burns

Topics: Bad Book Guy Only Read Sixth Two Which Written

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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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Topics: About Acting Fake Got Honesty Made You

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I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

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Topics: Age Holder Just Now Putting Thrill Where

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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

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Topics: Air Clean Dirty Remember Remember When Sex I Can

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

~George Burns

Topics: Boy Dead Only Sea Sick

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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

~George Burns

Topics: Could Down Else Getting Getting Old Know Old Stoop Tie While Wonder You Your

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: January 20th, 1896

Died: March 9th, 1996

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