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My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'

~Frank Carson

Topics: Course Lottery Love Love Me Love You Me Miss Miss You Said Still Wife Won Would You

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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

~Frank Carson

Topics: Ambulance Attack Had Heart Likes Me Much She Think Very Wife Wrote

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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

~Frank Carson

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

~Frank Carson

Topics: About Boot Car Engine Heard Reversed Sale Sold Who You

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

~Frank Carson

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It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

~Frank Carson

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What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

~Frank Carson

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The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.

~Frank Carson

Topics: Belfast Course Divided No Work People Terribly Then Thirties Troublesome Were Work

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My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.

~Frank Carson

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People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.

~Frank Carson

Topics: Church Heads Ireland Northern Northern Ireland People Ridiculous Vote

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: November 6th, 1926

Died: February 22nd, 2012

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