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I shall produce nothing that will offend the proprieties, whether applied to children or grownups. My pictures are turned out with clean hands and, therefore, with a clear conscience which, like virtue, is its own reward.

~Fatty Arbuckle

Topics: Applied Children Clean Clear Clear Conscience Conscience Grownups Hands Like Nothing Offend Out Own Pictures Produce Reward Shall Therefore Turned Virtue Whether Which Will

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I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh.

~Fatty Arbuckle

Topics: Any Believe Earth Finer Just Laugh Make Mission People Than

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I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did.

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I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

~Fatty Arbuckle

Topics: Chair Get Humor Laugh Me Never Saw Size Stuck Subject Used Weight You

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How did I become a star? I don't know how it happened. When I look at my old pictures, I can't tell how it happened!

~Fatty Arbuckle

Topics: Become Did Happened How Know Look Old Pictures Star Tell

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: March 24th, 1887

Died: June 29th, 1933

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