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As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Adult Adult Life Almost Comedian Eve Every Life New Night Standup Worked Year

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Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Below Breath Coming Could Cross Eve Gig Learned New Out Phone See Wins Year

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Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark, The Aladdin, The Frontier, The Hacienda, The Stardust - all were imploded.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Afterwards Almost Blown Ever Every Frontier Hotel Incredibly Landmark Played Sands Stardust Up Vegas Were

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I never minded flying cheap. I always said to myself, 'Taking this flight saves enough money to rescue four dogs, or six cats, or will let me make a difference to the one woman saving chimps in Cameroon.'

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Always Cameroon Cats Cheap Difference Dogs Enough Enough Money Flight Flying Four Make Make A Difference Me Minded Money Myself Never Rescue Said Saves Saving Six Taking Will Woman

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My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Breakup Done Final Guy Rebound Skype

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Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas Jeffersons, George Washingtons, a couple of Susan B. Anthony's, Roosevelts, Hamiltons, a Sacajawea or two, and an Abe Lincoln to cover Scalia in full.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Abe Ben Couple Court Cover Current Full George Lincoln Money Now Replace Say Some Speech Susan Thomas Two

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 18th, 1952

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