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My belief is that guns are too easy to get in America. My belief is that the NRA has bought much of our congress, to the point that guns are actually the only unregulated consumer product in America. Think about that. It's stunning.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: About Actually America Belief Bought Congress Consumer Easy Get Guns Much Only Our Point Product Stunning Think Too Nra

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Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors? The industry isn't allowed to pick and choose which movies using young children it will or won't allow to be monitored. The vulnerable should be protected.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Actor Advocate Allow Allowed Animal Children Choose Forced Industry Locations Movie Movie Industry Movies Open Organization Pick Pick And Choose Protected Shooting Should Using Vulnerable Which Why Will Young Young Children

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Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Aids Could Get Giving Great Money Only Preachers Television You

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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Away Eight Ever Mix Notice Party Soup

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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Again Morals Sun Up

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Another Country Depressed Different Different Way Eat Go Invade Men Shopping Thinking Way Whole Women Women Are

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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Body Inside Just Person Trapped Woman

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To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Comedy Key Listen Own Silence Your

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Audience Direct Every Every Night Go Go Home Home Like More Movie Night Nothing Produce Satisfying Stand-Up Votes Write You

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A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

~Elayne Boosler

Topics: Comics First How Last Last Year Life Live Long Newspaper Page Pages Prolongs Study Surprise Turn Turning Will Year You Your

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: August 18th, 1952

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