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I enjoy performing, always, but when you're taping a gig, you've got to blank out this mass apparatus of self-consciousness that's surrounding you, this invitation to drown in self-consciousness. Otherwise you just won't be able to do anything.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Able Always Anything Apparatus Blank Drown Enjoy Gig Got Invitation Just Mass Otherwise Out Performing Self-Consciousness Surrounding You

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You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: About Angry Because Generally Giving Going Innocent Laugh Makes Naive Somebody Speaking Stuff Take Talking Telling Things Walk Wall Way Who You

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Home gigs can be hard because it's an odd collision. More than anything, I feel self-conscious when my family are in the audience. I'm doing this job which is not quite acting - part of it is me, part performance. You're presenting a cartoon of yourself to people who know you as a line-drawing.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Acting Anything Audience Because Cartoon Collision Doing Family Feel Gigs Hard Home Job Know Me More More Than Anything Odd Part People Performance Presenting Quite Self-Conscious Than Which Who You Yourself I Feel

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I've always been a big consumer of American journalism over the years and had an interest in the history of it and of the press in America; how it has changed.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Always America American Been Big Changed Consumer Had History How Interest Journalism Over Press The History Of Years

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I draw hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sort of gnarly looking men, so I don't know what that tells you. People who look like... they're waiting for a sandwich that's never going to come. I don't know what's wrong with me.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Come Draw Going Hundreds Know Like Look Looking Me Men Never People Pictures Sandwich Sort Tells Waiting Who Wrong You

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I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Ashamed Delighted Everybody Feel Gingrich Heard His Like Make Many Newt Newt Gingrich Own People Possible Site Well

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I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Organised Others Some Ways

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There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I love Pinter. He's one of the funniest voices in English literature since Dickens.

~Dylan Moran

Topics: Always Dickens English English Literature Funniest He Host Inspired Isaac Literature Love Since Singer Voices You I Love

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I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.

~Dylan Moran

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Do your own thing. Speak in your voice.

~Dylan Moran

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Biography

Nationality: Irish

Type: Comedian

Born: November 3rd, 1971

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