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Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Everybody Living Make Out Point Sell Some

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The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: American Badly Directed Education More Poorly Secretary System Were Wood

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Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Bruce Carrot Dress Edge Get He Her Joan Lauren Lenny Like Needs Rivers Telling Top Wrong

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I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: About Been Both Dad Democrats Early He Kind Know Life Made Mom Moved My Life Out Politics Republicans Sense She Think Thought Were Who

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I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Always Best Broadcasting Down Fun Had Job Me People Pretending Sports Thing Think Two Years

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Somebody can say they don't understand why somebody drifts. But I've always found people who drift interesting, 'cause it shows me the game's not stagnant in their own head. They're thinking.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Always Cause Drift Found Game Head Interesting Me Own People Say Shows Somebody Stagnant Thinking Understand Who Why

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 3rd, 1953

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