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I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Comedian Comedy Doing Enough God Hip Just Know Me Sake Stand-Up Stand-Up Comedy Trust Trust Me Viewers You

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One man's Voltaire is another man's Screech.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Another Man Voltaire

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Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Elected Elvis Holds More Office Perks Than

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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Found French Going Iraq Only Tell Them Way

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Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Gary Highways Important Job Keeping Most Nation Next Off Parenting Planet The Most Important

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Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Across Beings Fence Hanging Human Human Beings Internet Just Now Say They Say Used Want Wash Were While

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I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Comedian Credibility

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We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Badly Being Country Detest Everything Fight Get He Human Human Being Michael Miss Misses Moore People Point Preserve Represents Should Where

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Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Make May Right Thousand Two Writer Wrongs

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America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: America Being Best Country Kind Like May School Summer World

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 3rd, 1953

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