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I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Cats Clown Gogh Like Look Make More Pessimistic Planet Rodeo Van Van Gogh

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The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Becoming Country Death Death Penalty Life Penalty Way

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A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Cop Fat Found Get Likely More Much Police Recent Run Shot Study You

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The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Aids Blaming Global Global Warming Homophobic Quilt Radical Right Warming

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The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Allow Citizens House Illegal Illegal Immigrants Immigrants Looked Marry Mexicans Million Our Plan States Stay Ugliest United United States White White House Would

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I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Bush Checkers Chess Like More See Than World I See

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I lapsed into rude.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Rude

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Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: American Attention Because Conservatives Games Liberals Most Pay Pay Attention Play Will

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I rant, therefore I am.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Am Rant Therefore I Am

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Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

~Dennis Miller

Topics: Again Born Excuse First First Time Getting Me Right Time

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: November 3rd, 1953

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