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Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Again Definitely Draw Drawings Drew Grade Illustration Kid Okay Progress Really Since Sixth Started Stopped Then Twenties Way

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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Any Course Had Jobs Made Make Money Stand Stand Up Up Way Years

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It's very easy to go through your whole life and never really get anything done or have any real meaningful interactions or relationships. All of a sudden you're dead, and I'm going to say that's got to be a letdown.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Any Anything Dead Done Easy Get Go Going Got Interactions Life Meaningful Never Real Really Relationships Say Sudden Through Very Whole You Your

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I wasn't even a big comedy nerd. A lot of the comedians I know - a lot of my friends are comedians - they knew a lot about comedy growing up.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: About Big Comedians Comedy Even Friends Growing Growing Up Knew Know Lot Nerd Up

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I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Definitely Done Found Friend Girl Her Laugh Like Liked Made Me Often Out She Then Thought Time Way Zone

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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Boat Choice Choosing Enjoyable Fun Like Other Romantic Row Stand-Up Survival Than You

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Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Ever Nothing Printed Wise

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Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Ideas Jokes Love Short Specifically Stand-Up Structured I Love

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Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: About Across Around Come Down Laugh Makes Me Things Think Thought Walk Write I Write

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I'm always excited to try something I haven't done.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Always Done Excited Something Try

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 25th, 1973

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