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I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Because Believe Breakfast Butter Eat How Like Morning Sometimes Toast Unbelievable Use

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I love catching a snapshot of something that is just about to happen. Or maybe something that just happened, you know. But I like especially that just-before kind of feeling.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: About Catching Feeling Happen Happened Just Kind Know Like Love Maybe Snapshot Something You I Love

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It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: About Always Anymore Does Doing Exaggerated Feel Funny Get Importance Like Make Models More Much Older People Possible Realize Role Role Models See Somebody Something Start Talk Think Used Version Way You

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I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Birthday Christmas Early Happy Happy Birthday Jesus Just Paper Presents Said See Used Want Waste Wrapped Wrong Wrote Year

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Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Another Bad Bad Breath Balloon Breath Holder Term

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I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Association Bar Council Even High High School Law Law School President School Student Vice-President

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I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Actual Asked Clothing Lady Me Said Scale Size Store

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I am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Am Attracted Get Idea Least Out Removing Seem Simplicity Things Trying Unnecessary I Am

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I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Also Collaborative Colleagues Comedy Family Film Film Sets Good Good Film House Like Lot Love Medium More People Same Sets Solitary Spirit Stand-Up Want Work Yard Years Years And Years I Love

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I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

~Demetri Martin

Topics: Guess Said Saw Wearing T-Shirt

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: May 25th, 1973

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