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Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.

~David Letterman

Topics: Badly Changing Democratic Doing Elite Guard Iraq Name Republican

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It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

~David Letterman

Topics: Arnold Enter Everybody Governor He Least Official Race Said Thinks Will

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As you know now, Rush Limbaugh is the new face of the Republican Party, but they'll probably go with a different body.

~David Letterman

Topics: Body Different Face Go Know New Now Party Republican Republican Party Rush Rush Limbaugh You

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I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.

~David Letterman

Topics: Absolutely Absolutely Not Am American Believe Both Democrats Democrats And Republicans Either Gentlemen Ladies Republicans Voted I Am I Believe

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 12th, 1947

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