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If it wasn't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsover.

~David Letterman

Topics: Coffee Personality

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There's not a man, woman or child on the face of the earth who doesn't enjoy a tasty beverage.

~David Letterman

Topics: Beverage Child Earth Enjoy Face Man Tasty Who Woman

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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

~David Letterman

Topics: Angeles Birds Change Color Fall Favorite Los Los Angeles Season Trees Watching

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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

~David Letterman

Topics: Collective Just Make Trying Unconscious

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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

~David Letterman

Topics: Folks God Home Love Try

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I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

~David Letterman

Topics: Boy Face Had Idea No Idea Red Televised Thing

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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

~David Letterman

Topics: Accounting Business Businesses Like No Business Several Show Show Business

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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

~David Letterman

Topics: Guidelines Just New New York Rough Signals Traffic York

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Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

~David Letterman

Topics: Allen Baby Brand Brand New Congratulations Daughter Grow He His New New Baby Order Own Part Plan Soon Wives Woody Woody Allen

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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

~David Letterman

Topics: Apparently Come Every Four Make Make Up New Out People Population Survey Three Today Up Usa

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 12th, 1947

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