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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

~David Letterman

Topics: Around Cities Great Leads Make Move New New York Now Number People Sudden Whom World York You

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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.

~David Letterman

Topics: Act Cannot Dance Else Host Show Sing Talk Talk Show Would

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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.

~David Letterman

Topics: Because Been Clinton Expense Fun Going Gotten Guy Laid Lot Make President Private Private Sector Sector Since Tough Transition Years

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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

~David Letterman

Topics: Apart Civilization Falls New New York Remember Way Were York You Ahead

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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

~David Letterman

Topics: Between Gentlemen Great Jokes Know Ladies Problem Run See You

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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.

~David Letterman

Topics: Accidentally Because Changed Confused Dog Eighties Feels Gorgeous Got Here Hot Like Mild Spring Thought Vendors Water Weather

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A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.

~David Letterman

Topics: Actually Before Consider Demanding Evidence Example Flag Folks For Example France German Iraq Know Last Last Time Lot More Paris Right Still Thinking Threat Through Time Wanted Wants You

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Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?

~David Letterman

Topics: About Anything Bombs Dropped Even Explode Explosives Four God Hussein Know Last Last Night Need Night Pound Saddam Saddam Hussein States Things Those United United States

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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.

~David Letterman

Topics: American Approval Become Bush Does Either He Hell Need President President Bush Said Thinking Un Voters Wage War Well

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The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

~David Letterman

Topics: Alive Big Confusing Dead Debate Funeral He His Just Now Own Right Saddam Speaking Then Today Videotape

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: April 12th, 1947

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