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I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

~David Brenner

Topics: Because Golf Like People Stand Television Watch Whisper Who

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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

~David Brenner

Topics: Anything Children Eat Person Vegetarian Who

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We're careful not to saturate people.

~David Brenner

Topics: Careful People Saturate

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Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

~David Brenner

Topics: Disabilities Entrepreneurs Successful

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Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

~David Brenner

Topics: Attached Going Mike Mike Tyson Motor Nothing Stop Tyson

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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

~David Brenner

Topics: Bar Capital Girl Go Knows Looking Maine Who

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Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

~David Brenner

Topics: Another Brand Digital Evolution Get Integrated Integration Marketers Package Part Placement Product Products Put Show Shows Simply Tool Use You

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Comedian

Born: February 4th, 1945

Died: March 15th, 2014

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